your girlfriend that her diet is not working.
Another day … another
useless WordPress plug-in. Last night, I was getting
aquatinted with the
rand () function while trying to pull a random image from my photo gallery. That proved to
be beyond my otherwise
hax0r skillz and I looks like I’ll have to wait for Gallery to get a MySQL back
This little thing is something
I made while playing with the
rand () function. You can tell I have an very exciting life … anyway, this
plug-in will pull up a random string of text from a file. The plug-in is called with
witty ();, which can be
placed anywhere in your template and used as many times as you want.
Yes, there are hundreds … even thousands of
php scripts that do this, but this one is in a convenient plug-in form, and I guarantee you that it will cook, clean and sexually
please you on demand.
Update (20th October, 2004): The plugin is now compatible with one-click install, so all you need to do now is
initiate it once and then use the link in the plugin description to add your quotes.
Download WP Random Witty Text